LOLOL HAY IS IT SEXY TIME YET? ([info]allherglory) wrote,
@ 2007-07-14 22:07:00
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People who're hired to write this kinda stuff must be intrinsically pessimistic, huh?

Quick, make up a ridiculous warning label! Your life depends on it, y'know.

Here, I'll start.

"Warning: If you swallow your food and it inadvertently goes down the wrong pipe, your airway may become blocked and you may die via asphyxiation."

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[info]mo0chan
2007-07-15 02:36 am UTC (link)
Using this contraceptive beyond the printed expiration date may increase the risk of making babies.

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[info]allherglory
2007-07-15 02:42 am UTC (link)
Warning: Breathing in 20% oxygen will cause you to breathe out 5% carbon dioxide.

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[info]randomsome1
2007-07-15 02:40 am UTC (link)
Warning: The stuff outside could kill you. The stuff inside could probably kill you faster. Sorry--you're just fucked.

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[info]allherglory
2007-07-15 02:49 am UTC (link)
Warning: Crossing the street may cause you to be hit by a vehicle, suffer a critical injury, and on some occasions may lead to your inevitable death, thus leaving your poor family to tend to your costly hospital and funeral bills, you sick, sick bastard.

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[info]randomsome1
2007-07-15 04:24 am UTC (link)
Warning: The stuff you ate last week is gonna give you cancer.

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[info]allherglory
2007-07-15 05:11 am UTC (link)
Warning: The purchasing of this camera may or may not subject you to the following- voyeurism, theft, infringement of copyright laws, technical malfunctions, software incompatibility, blackmail, violation of privacy...

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[info]maniacal_m0nkey
2007-07-15 02:53 am UTC (link)
Warning: Living will inevitablty lead to death.

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[info]allherglory
2007-07-15 02:55 am UTC (link)
Warning: Glass door up ahead.

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